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1
        To preserve one’s illusions
      One must either die young or live stupid.

2   
       GWB*
&  Other  Fundamentalists
 

       More powerful than the deepest wisdom!
       Faster than an instant thought!

       Able to leap mountains of evidence in a single bound!
 
               It's an idea!
                 It's a theory!
                 No! It's an ideology!
       How marvelous! And,

       If you have one,
you don’t need a brain!

* ehe

3
         When consummate, implacable evil rears up,
         The price of peace is war.
          And cursed be he who speaks those last six words
          But fails to mention the six before.

4
          When leaders of some mindless throngs,
          Use phobic, passioned, hate-filled screeds,
        To urge their cruel and prideful creeds,

          And thousands tremble, scream and bleed,
          The flaw to which the blame belongs
          Is not in  the genes;
          It’s in the songs.
5
         In the great battle for human minds stupidity has
         the most potent weapons:  

                     simplicity, clarity, certainty, confidence,
                     passion, faith, self-righteousness, courage,
                     and the ability to appear as wisdom.


6
Adaptation is its purpose.
Evolution is its way.
Life:
Leaves in the environment wind.

7
        Consumerism is a process
        (Efficient, reliable and powerful)
        For the transfer of stuff
        From shopping malls to garbage dumps.

8
        
It is the paradox of the kind:
           So careful of their money;
           So careless of their minds.

9
         Those who seek profundity in nonsense always find it.

10
                          *     *     *  >>>Flaubert
 Without finding enough fools,

 One can not make a mountain of an iota.
 Minimal effort
      + minimal thought
            + minimal skill
                  + minimal imagination
                        + minimal talent 
                                = minimal art.

11 
                  

                     Rebbes

          &  Other  Fundamentalists


           When only one source is accepted
           And everthing else ignored,
           The magnitude of the stupidity
         Is proportional to the depth of study.

* ehe

12
         Superstitions differ from religions as follows:

            People do not die or kill for them.
13
The purpose of 'life' is to adapt, to evolve
And, thereby, to survive and thrive.
The meaning of 'life'

Can be found in a dictionary.

14
Two kinds of people have supreme confidence:
       The very able
       And the really stupid.

15
          Debt is like disease:
        Try to avoid it;
        When you have it try to get rid of it.






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